Now, peg me crazy, but I came to find out some pretty funny and unique stuff recently. Did you guys know, Namco holds the Patent on having a Minigame during the loading screen to give you something to do while waiting to play? I did not know until recently. This patent is actually hilariously relevant to what i'm about to suggest.
I suggest that during the loading screen ((And available while waiting in Queue)) is a new minigame that's simply just playing Pacman, but with 1 key twist. The ghosts are Eos and at higher levels, will stop and shoot lasers down the lines, and you play as Bloat, gathering up AP shards and Upgrade Modules ((To empower you to 'eat' Eos's)) as you try to collect all the power in the universe and re-ascend to your own god like nature.
Having this would just be hilarious, and even making a medal out of beating a few levels ((Just for brags)) would be silly play entertainment of its own value.